I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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