I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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