My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He better not be in your backpack
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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