Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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