You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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