im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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