I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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