if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She's just so happy...and so naked.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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