i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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