Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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