Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
