playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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