is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
please come you make the beer taste better
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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