But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just forgot I was standing up.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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