I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
birth control should be required to get into college
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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