So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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