absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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