she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
