i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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