I wish I could punch you in the face.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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