Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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