I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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