he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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