you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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