do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you had me at cake vodka
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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