I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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