Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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