it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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