Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my shit smells like andre
organizing the empties. That sober.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Randomize
