no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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