I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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