no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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