The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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