I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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