just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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