You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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