I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
