so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Randomize
