come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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