I am in a vortex of obligation.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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