Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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