therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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