I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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