First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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