we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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