Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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