Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
