is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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