But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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