He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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