I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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