Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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