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Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The feeling are messing with the penis
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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